Monday, 25 May 2015

Dracula Untold (2014) Review

"There is always a price for power" 


Gary Shore’s directorial début seems to be imitating what Michael Bay does with robots except with vampires, although even that may be too much of a compliment. But where Bay succeeds in fooling audiences with sizeable explosions, Shore only manages to temporarily dazzle before the inviting aura fades and the half-structured underbelly of the film is exposed.
Starting out in a similar manner to I, Frankenstein, it portrays itself as an origin story to the eponymous supernatural villain – except in this he’s not a villain at all. Falling into the horrific trope of good-guy-gone-bad, the movie tells the story of Vlad the Impaler (portrayed by Luke Evans), who wants to protect his homeland but is forced into making a deal with the Devil (who happens to assume the form of Charles Dance) to achieve this. For a film with promising dramatic plot lines it manages to be exceptionally dull at times, particularly when new characters are brought in only to die in an anti-climactic manner mere moments later.
Whilst Evans strives to make a notable impact on the film, others are not so determined or fortunate; Sarah Gadon (who plays Vlad’s wife, Mirena), fails to provoke any emotion and her character seems to be around to merely state the obvious (such dialogue gems include “you came back” and “what’s wrong”). Her dialogue is so predictable that you could create your own game of script bingo in the time that it takes her to utter out a single meaningful sentence. The character development is disappointing across the board, from Vlad’s aforementioned wife to the mysterious Turkish Sultan Mehmed II (Dominic Cooper), it is never truly clear what their motivations are and all characters appear to be grossly underwritten.
There are, however, some redeeming qualities of Dracula Untold; the visuals are remarkable and the battle sequences are gripping in a similar style to The Hobbit or Maleficent. Unfortunately, these moments provide only light relief in a film that seems intent on boring you to death with its unremarkable characters and flaky dialogue.
Whilst Shore’s directorial début may possess more of a plot than the entire Transformers series, it seems to be suffering from a distinct identity crisis. It is not gory enough to satiate those with an appetite for full-out violence and blood and not romantic enough for those looking for their new Twilight fix. Dracula Untold should be left to rest in its poorly constructed pieces.



Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Brandon Flowers - The Desired Effect [Album Review]



Brandon Flowers, front-man for The Killers, sets his sights on the 80s for his second solo studio album, The Desired Effect. But is it a resounding success or disappointing failure? For our track-by-track review, see below. 

Opening up the dreamy new album is ‘Dreams Come True’. This one’s got a real country feel to it, and is quite different from other previously heard material from the album. Full of echoing trumpets, solid drum beats and a strumming sound that keeps the track travelling at a frenetic pace, we’re picking this one as the ‘marmite’ track of the album. It’s so intriguing and bewildering at the same time, we’re not quite sure what to make of it. The lead single from the album is up next, it's ‘Can’t Deny My Love’, which makes a statement that's hard to forget. Unapologetic and striking, this becomes easily identifiable in the sea of recent songs which can't help but sound the same. From the resonating synth beats to the breaks in instrumentals for a chorus-esque sound that builds and builds until you can’t get enough, this track stands out on the album as a winner.


The irresistibly smooth and strangely inviting ‘I Can Change’ is track 3, and this one is pure perfection. Sampling the 1984 track ‘Smalltown Boy’ by Bronski Beat, it combines new wave and old classic to make something that is thoroughly fresh and addictive. ‘Still Want You’ combines resounding backing vocals from some fantastic female singers and experimental beats which elevate this track to angelic heights, providing some fantastic contrast for the individual verses. ‘Between Me And You’ is a more understated track from the album, that combines some beautiful vocals from Flowers with electro beats and soaring synths, culminating with a wonderfully atmospheric chorus that feels larger than what it is.

‘Lonely Town’ – We’ve talked about this one in a longer review, here, but essentially, it possesses the remarkable ability to feel equally nostalgic and recognisable as well as new and original. It’s a 80s inspired anthem if we ever heard one. Track 7's ‘Diggin’ Up The Heart’ is a more alternative rock-country smash, which is a jolly fun addition, possessing a beat that you can really get behind and dance to. After 6 very 80s tracks though, it does sound a little bit repetitive after a few good listens. ‘Never Get You Right’ starts out slow, but Flowers truly gets this one exactly right, infusing triumphant sounding chorus with twilight beats and a fluid bass. Flowers is comfortable showing off his impressive vocal range, and this one has a few falsettos that are very easy on the ears. A real gem of a track.

‘Untangled Love’ – For some reason, this one sounds almost equally as nostalgic as ‘Lonely Town’, it just doesn’t seem to be a style of song that many people are doing in mainstream music anymore, and this is what makes it sound outstanding. It’s got those cool hooks and will no doubt become one fans can easily sing along to in arena tours. ‘The Way It’s Always Been’ brings the album to a suitably slow finish. Overall, the album has been filled with mostly highs (albeit a few lows), and poignant lyrics that resonate far belong completion. 'The Way It's Always Been' is perhaps it’s a little too drawn out for some listeners liking, but it ends the album on a relatively memorable note.


Overall verdict:


Full of plenty of 80s inspired belters, Flowers, despite being known for the lead of The Killers, manages to compile a very cohesive pop album that would put many other musical artists to shame. He shows that he can put his talents towards an impressive second solo studio album, which soars triumphantly for the most part. The Desired Effect is successful in drawing a whole new audience to Flowers’ brimming talent who will no doubt be enticed by the smooth synths and atmospheric tracks that truly sound larger than they are, giving a sense of gravitas to the whole album. 



Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Life Is Strange - Episode 3, 'Chaos Theory' [Review - SPOILERS]


Well, if you ever needed a more apt title, Life Is Strange's latest 'Chaos Theory' is pretty up there. Focusing on how small changes can have a dramatic effect, episode 3 will have you truly gob-smacked by the ending act. Needless to say, there shall be some spoilers ahead. If you'd like to skip the spoilers completely, scroll down to our 'overall review' section below, and save yourself the trouble. 

The new episodic 5-part game by Dontnod Entertainment and Square Enix has certainly garnered a considerable amount of attention due to its intriguing time-rewinding and mystery element. Players have the option of making certain decisions that will have great (or minor) impact on the gameplay and characters in the game. Centring around Maxine (but don't ever call her that) Caulfield (Hannah Telle) a student at Blackwell Academy who suddenly finds she has the able to control time. 

Plot summary/commentary (many spoilers): 



Reuniting with her former best friend Chloe (Ashly Burch) after saving her from being shot to death, the two embark on an adventure to figure out what really happened to missing student Rachel Amber, whilst also trying to understand what Max's visions mean (incoming Tornado anyone?). After the most recent attempted suicide (or actual death) of Kate Marsh, a bullied student at Blackwell, Max is now knee-deep in the aftermath of whatever choice the player made. So now we open up with Max and Chloe who decide that the only logical next step is to break into Blackwell Academy at night. No, we aren't kidding. 



The two musketeers arrange to meet outside the Academy, and after narrowly missing Principal Wells, Max is able to escape the dormitories and reunite with her friend. Sufficed to say, the lip-syncing is still terrible but we're loving the developing characterisation, as we get a chance to see more of Max and Chloe as characters and friends, although not as much as in 'Out Of Time'. There is a great deal of back-and-forth collecting in this episode, which - if you're aware of the great bottle saga 2015 in episode 2 - you'll know can be incredibly tiring after a while. 



After using explosives to break open the door to the Principals office (and then rewinding time so they don't get caught) the two find several files on Rachel Amber, pompous idiot and all round psychopath Nathan Prescott, and even a few files on little old Max. Blue haired wild-child Chloe then suggests a swim, and the two almost get caught by 'step-douche' David. 

After several menial tasks, we get to explore into the back-story of Chloe a bit, something which we haven't seen much of. We know that her dad died in a car accident and ever since then she's never been the same, but at the moment it doesn't seem like much. Oh how wrong we are. After much Joyce/Max bonding, Max manages to hack into David's computer and sees the files he has. Cue intense screaming match with David, Joyce and Chloe (if you side with Chloe that is, and not David; seriously, who would side with David?!). 

The dialogue is as cheesy as ever, but it's become somewhat of a trademark by now that we sort of love it. The indie tunes, the 'nobody understands me' clichés, it's all strangely likeable, it reminds us a bit of Pretty Little Liars (plenty of secrets, after all!). The time travelling element remains the best feature as it is up to the player to figure out tactics and decide which moments to rewind to get a better result. Ultimately though, if you spend enough time looking out for things to interact with, you'll usually end up with the right conclusion. 

After the bust-up with David, Mad Max and Chloe head to the diner where they see Frank's RV. Keen to take a closer look, Max uses her abilities to get them in. There, they find that Rachel knew Frank rather intimately, and the two were very close. This upsets Chloe considerably, who is frustrated with everyone in her life, and is upset at her father for 'leaving' her (this girl does know he died right? He didn't just one day decide he wanted pancakes and up and left?). Chloe and Max get into an argument, which ultimately leads us to one hell of a finale for episode 3. Whilst looking at a picture Joyce had given Max of a time when Chloe and Max were kids, Max suddenly gets strange vibrations...and transports herself back in time to when Chloe's dad was still alive.  



At this point, you are thinking something along the lines of: oh shit, we're going to try and save her dad aren't we. And sure enough, saving her dad is the ONLY option in this segment, as you go through an epic journey to try and save her dad, including: unplugging the phone so he can't get a call, hiding his keys in a vase, trying to warn them both to no effect, trying to ring Joyce which doesn't work out, and many, many more. Eventually though, you throw his keys into the sink and advise him to take the bus. Huzzah, you think! We've saved her dad! We are amazing! Or so you think. Back in the real-world however, everything has changed. Victoria is now friends with you, Warren is interested in another girl and Kate...well, actually, we don't know what's happened to Kate. But what about Chloe and William? Rushing over to Chloe's house Max finds out that William is indeed still alive, Step-douche is now the bus driver (not the security guard) and Chloe is...in a wheelchair. 

Hold on, what? Yes, in some sort of weird twist of fate, Chloe is now in a wheelchair complete with neck brace and headgear. OK, time-out. What just happened? Naturally, this is where the episode ends and you're left wondering whether the previous two episodes are now null and void because genius Max has essentially erased them. Never mess with time, people! 


Overall Review (spoiler free): 

Whilst there are certain parts of the episode that are a little dull and seem to go no where (hunting for stuff you don't need, talking to people who ultimately have no impact on the story in any way) there are more favourable elements. These come in the form of the scenes with Chloe, where we really get a stronger feel for the characters and become invested in their success (or failure) and hint at what might come in the future. The characters are intriguing and original and although the sometimes glacial pace can make events seem a little too stretched out, there is enough original and exciting game-play elements to make it worth a go. The time-travelling and time-controlling are the best features, which stretch new boundaries for game playing and invite the player to take a different route where their actions really do have consequences, beyond the simple answer-clicking. Negatives however are the continual terrible lip-syncing (although providing you're not looking directly at the character these can be avoided) and the pace, which could be greatly improved in some areas, as it feels like you are on a bit of a journey - you know something is going to happen, but you don't really know what you're doing in the mean time. 



Similarly to the last episode's ending, this one really takes you by surprise, however. It is unique, genuinely unpredictable and invigorating as it sets up a whole new world for Arcadia Bay residents, and you just know that this is going to have a great impact on the last two episodes. It propels the narrative closer to its end goal, and you feel as if there has been some real progress made towards the ending of the 5-part series. As always, the graphics are beautiful and atmospheric, and the soundtrack adds to the whimsical nature of this mysterious story. It's surprisingly relaxing for a game that doesn't let you catch your breath for particularly long towards the end. The final act of Episode 3 is particularly impressive, and if you can manage to get through some of the more tiresome elements (although we're being particularly critical) then you will no doubt enjoy this startling revelation. 



Monday, 18 May 2015

Taylor Swift - Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar (Official Video) [+ Review]


As if you haven't been waiting for this for the past week or so. Yes, it's T-Swift's new music video for 'Bad Blood' (watch below), which features an abundance of cameos from famous singers, models and actresses. 'Bad Blood' is of course taken from Taylor Swift's studio album 1989, which was both highly successful, critically and commercially. However, this version is slightly remixed, with added verses from Kendrick Lamar, who also stars in the video. 

The acoustics are also a little different, with this new version having a slightly more urban, dub-step feel, which is appropriate considering the sin-city esque nature to the video. You can check out our review of the original version, here. Now onto the music video itself. Let's just start off by saying it is certainly a great concept for a video. The result? A little bit like The Hunger Games, Tron and Men in Black combined, with a little bit of Machete Kills on the side. Overall, it's a intriguing and action-packed blow-out that could do with being a little bit longer. Yes, we said it. When you've got around 20 cameos in one video, you need to allot more time for it than just 4 minutes. 



Seriously, go the Gaga route and turn it into a short film if needs be. Speaking of films, how insane would this be if it were an actual film? Seriously, I'd pay good money to go see that. Someone make it happen, please. The narrative of the video is as follows: Taylor a.k.a. Catastrophe and her gal-pal Selena Gomez a.k.a. Arsyn are kicking bad-guy ass in a high-rise building when suddenly once Catastrophe has the case they are looking for, Arsyn pulls a Judas and pushes the former out a window, taking the case for her own. 



Yep, now the two officially have what is more commonly known as 'Bad Blood'. Naturally, Tay-Tay wants her revenge and goes back to base to get fixed up, and recruits her fellow ladies to help take down Arsyn. This is when the several cameos come into the works. Kendrick Lamar a.k.a. Welvin Da Great, is first up, singing his verses with relative perfection, which add a new, bold edge to the song. Next you have Lena Dunham who is smoking a cigar, introduced as 'Lucky Fiori'. We're not entirely sure what her role is in the video though, some sort of mega-boss? Who knows. 



Then we have the bad-ass Hailee Steinfeld as 'The Trinity', a robotic woman who has 2 identical counterparts, who fixes Taylor and provides her with new gear. Now Catastrophe heads down from the medical bay to the training ground, where Serayah is waiting as Dilemma, making literal holes in the wall. Slay-Z, portrayed by Gigi Hadid is next with her deadly compact, and just around the corner is Ellie Goulding a.k.a. 'Destructa X' with a massive Bazuka. Catastrophe then breaks through a wall (ouch) and joins 'Homeslice' (Martha Hunt) and the two have a Samurai Sword battle. 



Not satisfied with that killer affair, Swift joins pal Cara Delevingne a.k.a. 'Mother Chucker' (ok, this is actually one of the better nicknames along with Homeslice and Slay-Z) who produces a handbag which she drops for a pair of nun-chucks. Up next is the very intimidating Zendaya who portrays Cut-Throat, and she certainly looks like she could do some serious damage, throwing one of her knives at a cute teddy bear.


 Front-flipping into view is the impressive Hayley Williams (complete with signature Red Hair) as 'The Crimson Curse' (seriously, she looks like she could pull off a good Harley Quinn here). Next is Lily Aldridge as Frostbyte, who has another battle with Catastrophe (wow, that girl can really not catch a break, can she?) to train her up to head after Arsyn.



 Now Taylor must face Karlie Kloss a.k.a. Knockout and the two get in some impressive punches. Now we're onto our 'Tron Segment' where Swift rides around with Jessica Alba a.k.a. Domino. Ok, potential best bit coming up now. Swift then walks through a corridor where she comes face-to-face with Olivia Benson a.k.a. Mariska Hargitay a.k.a. Justice and Meredith Grey a.k.a. Ellen Pompeo a.k.a. Luna, who Swift has named her cats after. 



And if that wasn't enough, absolute legend Cindy Crawford is up next as The Headmistress. Seriously, how did Taylor get all these people in her music video?!? Catastrophe and her friends then meet on the battlefield and engage Arsyn and her crew in a smack-down fight, complete with all manner of effective weaponry and Hollywood-esque explosions. 

It's very 'Blockbuster'. The whole premise of the video and song is that you feel betrayed by someone and therefore have 'Bad Blood', with a considerable portion of audiences believing this to refer to her feud with Katy Perry (although this has never been confirmed). Whatever the motivation and inspiration behind the song and video, it is certainly a reminder to keep your gal pals close and a testament to loyalty and solidarity amongst women. And the song's not bad either. 

Check out Taylor's epic new video below, and let us know your thoughts in the comments! 


Wednesday, 13 May 2015

Britney Spears, Iggy Azalea - Pretty Girls (Official Video) [+ Review]


Iggy and Britney are going on an out of this world adventure in this new 80s inspired music video. After Azalea descends from space and lands in Spears' swimming pool the two set off on a whirlwind adventure, teaching the 'clueless' (see what we did there) Iggy the rules of modern day woman-world. 
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OK, maybe not, but the video certainly has the cheese factor, and like the song, is clearly meant to be as silly as possible (I mean, Azalea morphs an old phone into a better one with her lazer eyes - how is that not hilarious?). 
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Get ready for some Valley Girls accents in the one too! Oh, and about a billion product placements (get that promo, yo). You've got pretty much everything you expect, ridiculous alien powers, ludicrous storyline and retro outfits. Whilst you can read our thoughts on the actual song itself here, the video matches up rather nicely with the impression you get from the song, and it's always exciting to see a video try something new rather than just the same old sort of thing. 
                                                           (photo; RCA) 

There are however a few elements that could definitely be improved on, such as the mismatched editing of Spears' dancing, which looks 'pretty' ridiculous in some segments; there could definitely have been more effort with the choreography. 
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The retro 80s theme however is suitable and the outfits inject a bit of colour and fun into the piece, and the two seem to genuinely be enjoying themselves on the video, which is always great to see (if you stay until the end you get to see some goofy footage of Azalea and Spears robot dancing in the yellow car, as well as some funky title screens). 
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Overall, it's a care-free, silly, colourful video that could have been improved with some better choreography and more subtle product placement (or perhaps make it so obvious that it then becomes funny? Who knows...). 

Watch the music video below, and check out our review of the track itself, here.


Monday, 11 May 2015

Allie X - CollXtion I [EP Review]



Allie X. The Canadian artist is fast becoming a rising star in the music scene after receiving several tweets from famous Twitter users praising her music, most notably music artist Katy Perry and YouTube personality Tyler Oakley. But it's her new EP CollXtion that we're here to talk about today. You can check out our track-by-track review below: 
Starting off with track no.1 is the rather unsettling 'Hello'. Overall, it sounds a little too candy-coated and uses the type of repetition that will likely become grating after a while. In general it’s not a positive or convincing start, and sounds awfully similar to a multitude of other songs, echoing a twinge of Carly Rae Jepsen (except without possessing the latter’s catchy song-writing). ‘Catch’ is up next, and is a definite step-up from the lacklustre 'Hello'. This one is infectious and it has some fantastic twilight beats that subtly mask the darker lyrics upon first listening. It's the classic contrast between bubbly rhythms and more sinister lyrical content. The breathy vocals that are particularly engaging, especially on the chorus: “Thought you got away with murder/ Left me at a loss for the words/ Just wait until I catch my breath”. Allie X will certainly leave you gasping for more than air with this catchy, atmospheric song.


Track 3's ‘Prime’ is equally as impressive, as a fast paced, confident addition which breaks between each verse give the track the edge that it needs to become unique. Whilst the last 3 lines of the chorus (“Forget what I need/ Give me what I want/ And it should be fine”) are nothing spectacular lyrically, combined with Allie X’s engaging, enigmatic vocals and the solid beat it becomes particular ingenious. ‘Tumor’ benefits from dreamy vocals that soar almost to their full potential, but not in the kind of captivating ways on the memorable ‘Catch’ or ‘Prime’, but it is still an exciting effort.
In case you were in any doubt that CollXtion would suffer the fate of most albums and EP's by peaking too earlier, the next track, ‘Bitch’, shows that Allie X is back on top form. The song draws you in with its intriguing instrumentals and vocals that mimic shouting, which is not dissimilar in style to Charli XCX. The track shows the range of styles of the singer, who can create mysterious music and make it catchy enough for varying audiences who perhaps want a bit more than standard pop fare. The deeply nostalgic ‘Good’ has a solid production, with a distinctly hazy summer aura (perfect in time for the changing season) but also posses a vibrant heart lovingly crafted by Allie X that is at the centre of the song. You can’t help but feel these songs encompass a ‘collxction’ of what she is all about, exploring different styles as well as familiar themes, like “medicine, psychology, and the macabre”.
Drawing CollXtion to a close with a very 80s ‘belter’, is the glorious ‘Sanctuary’. Allie X brings her A-game for this energetic song and flexes her heavenly pipes to execute a triumphant ending for the EP. The song details how Allie has found solace in someone else and they provide comfort from the outside: “there’s a place I know/ I can always go/ to my sanctuary, baby”. It’s certainly apt that Allie X should finish on a high note considering the odd start despite the strength of CollXtion, and she hasn’t disappointed by providing an easy-listening - but not mind-numbing – pop EP that everyone can enjoy.



Sunday, 10 May 2015

Shadow and Bone (Grisha #1) - Leigh Bardugo [Review]


Book: Shadow and Bone (Grisha Trilogy, #1)
Author: Leigh Bardugo
Published: Current edition being reviewed - 31st July 2014 (First published June 5th 2012)
Publisher: Indigo
Pages: 308

Rating: 5/5 stars



Shadow and Bone follows Alina Starkov, an orphan, who by all accounts, seems unremarkable. She's shy, insecure and slightly pathetic. She has very few workable skills. Okay, seems simple enough.


However, when her regiment (she's a mapmaker in the army) gets attacked and her best friend (Mal, short for Malyen Oretsev) is critically injured, she discovers that she has a dormant power. She can produce and manipulate light. Pretty cool, eh? As it turns out, no-one else in the land has this power, so that makes her pretty unique. Not at all ordinary.


Also, her power could be the key to defeating the Shadow Fold. What's that, you say? Well it's a pretty creepy fog that has engulfed a significant chunk of Ravka and is filled with vicious, deadly monsters such as the Volcra, which feed on human flesh. Fantastic. 



So of course, everyone wants a piece of Alina with her new sparkly powers, and she becomes essentially the top model of Ravka, and is whisked away to the royal court to be trained as a member of the Grisha.


The Grisha are a magical elite, each gifted with a power; the corporalki, for example, are considered the most valuable soldiers, and include heartrenders, who can slow a person's heartbeat, or suffocate them by taking the air from their lungs. Pretty serious stuff. Alina is thrust into this world with literally zero knowledge of what awaits her, and understandably, she is completely unprepared for the cut-throat politics of the court. Everyone wants her to do her sparkly light thing and save the land, yet she has no clue how to control her powers or make them work on demand.


Without Mal at her side, she finds herself drawn to the mysterious Darkling, the leader of the Grisha. He's got everything - power, charisma, and of course he's devilishly handsome. He's pretty much the Troy Bolton of the royal court - if Troy wore a lot of black - girls love him, guys want to be him etc. etc.


However, the characters in the book are far from being straightforward; they are three-dimensional, their motives remain hidden for a vast majority of the book and they develop and grow and change. This is especially true of Alina who makes the biggest journey, character wise, out of all, however she still retains some of her vulnerability, which ultimately makes it easier to connect with her as a character.

Shadow and Bone has everything - adventure, mystery, intrigue, and some pretty kick-ass characters. The narrative starts off seeming relatively simple, however this dramatically changes throughout the novel, and indeed there are darker undertones toward the end, marking a climactic start to the trilogy. I thought Shadow and Bone would fall into the same cliches as other young adult novels, however, it really surprised me with the direction it took. I highly recommend this, and the other two books in the trilogy, it honestly just gets better and better.